Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

wintersdoe:

peggyplatypus:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

just stop just fuck off ok

DO
NOT
WASH
RABBITS!!
IT IS ANIMAL ABUSE YOUR BUNNY CAN DIE IF WET PLEASE STOP WASHING YOUR RABBITS!!!

Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms.

- You bought that monster?
- He’s gorgeous, isn’t he?

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected